Vacation... All I Ever Wanted

I'm not sure I've ever needed a vacation more than the one we're leaving for on Friday.

AGENDA
Friday, July 20 - 7:26 a.m., depart Phoenix, arrive in San Diego 8:43 a.m. (HEY, it was the cheapest flight)

Saturday, July 21 - Attend San Diego Gay Pride festivities, along with every other gay in Phoenix.

Sunday, July 22 - Depart San Diego 1:16 p.m., arrive San Francisco 2:30 p.m. (YES, bitches, I KNOW we're missing the Zoo Party... For God's sake...) Meet mom, sister and brother-in-law who are coming in from Georgia! Their first time ever in SFO! How fun!

Tuesday, July 24 - Depart San Francisco by car to go to Sonoma County and stay in this ridiculously cute cabin in the woods outside of Guerneville.

Wednesday, July 25 - Friday, July 27 - Drink wine, sleep, read, walk, laugh, love, talk

Friday, July 27 - Return to San Fran for the weekend.

Sunday, July 29 - Depart SFO 9 a.m., arrive Phoenix 10:56 a.m. Visit with my ex-wife and her husband and kid who are, coincidentally, coming to AZ on vacation. They're staying at our house and watching our pup while we're gone. (YES, bitches, ex-wife... For God's sake...)

Can't wait to get outta here!